Thursday, November 19, 2020

Nassau OTB hires Ronald Reagan & Star Wars

  Not satisfied with MERV 13 filters to combat the enemy Nassau OTB produces T shirts that glow when irradiated by ultraviolet light of wavelengths that kill the airborne enemy  and do not injure human tissue, eyes or DNA ...


 Historic video clips of Ronald Reagan s deposition overdubbed with the voice of Marion Barry opining that the bitch set me up will be played for the first time courtesy of the National Archives while OTB bettors will test their high powered UV pointers on the airborne enemy while Ronald Reagan’s  face shines under their ultraviolet illumination as the airborne enemy dies from the Star Wars treatment


T shirt production is unable to meet demand  and the marketing department decamps for Hong Kong to watch and bet the races




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